The Comedy Basement
Interview with a Snowflake
INTERVIEWER: I'm here with Snow Flake... the world's most famous snowflake. Snow, thanks for being here tonight.
SNOW: Just glad to be on a real news show. Not one of those other ones... you know, the trashy kind.
INTERVIEWER: Yes... we are definitely not one of those.
SNOW: Great.
INTERVIEWER: So.... how's your sex life?
SNOW: I beg your pardon?
INTERVIEWER: Your sex life... how is it?
SNOW: That seems kind of personal. I thought this was a real news show.
INTERVIEWER: It is, it is... it's just that you're a very famous snowflake – you're one a kind! Our viewers are very interested to know everything about you.
SNOW: Everything?
INTERVIEWER: Everything. So... sex life?
SNOW: Well, I'm married, so I guess you could say I don't have much of a sex life.
(Both laugh.)
SNOW: I'm just kidding of course... I love my wife, Susan – she's the best part of my life.
INTERVIEWER: And the best about being a snowflake? Some might say it's the uniqueness factor.
SNOW: Oh, for sure. It's a great feeling knowing that there isn't another snowflake out there that looks exactly the same as you do.
INTERVIEWER: Well, we've got a surprise for you... we searched high and low, and we found another snowflake... and he looks exactly like you!
SNOW: What?
INTERVIEWER: Say hello to Tony.
(Tony enters.)
TONY: Hi.
SNOW: What the hell is this?
INTERVIEWER: This is Tony Flake. He's your identical twin.
SNOW: Not possible.
INTERVIEWER: I don't know... you two look pretty similar.
SNOW: But I'm a snowflake. We don't have lookalikes.
TONY: Hehe... that's not what your wife said last night.
SNOW: What?
INTERVIEWER: Uh-oh, I think Tony just admitted to using your
likeness to lure your wife into bed.
TONY: For sex.
INTERVIEWER: For sex.
SNOW: (In disbelief.) I think we need to end this interview now.
INTERVIEWER: What? Why?
SNOW: Well, I'm pretty upset. I just found out my wife is cheating on me with a snowflake that looks exactly like me.
INTERVIEWER: Yeah, that hurts.
SNOW: It's like my entire life is crumbling before my eyes.
INTERVIEWER: That's what we do.
SNOW: (Confused.) That`s what you do? What kind of show is this?
INTERVIEWER: The trashy kind.
Copyright © The Comedy Basement 2009
INTERVIEWER: I'm here with Snow Flake... the world's most famous snowflake. Snow, thanks for being here tonight.
SNOW: Just glad to be on a real news show. Not one of those other ones... you know, the trashy kind.
INTERVIEWER: Yes... we are definitely not one of those.
SNOW: Great.
INTERVIEWER: So.... how's your sex life?
SNOW: I beg your pardon?
INTERVIEWER: Your sex life... how is it?
SNOW: That seems kind of personal. I thought this was a real news show.
INTERVIEWER: It is, it is... it's just that you're a very famous snowflake – you're one a kind! Our viewers are very interested to know everything about you.
SNOW: Everything?
INTERVIEWER: Everything. So... sex life?
SNOW: Well, I'm married, so I guess you could say I don't have much of a sex life.
(Both laugh.)
SNOW: I'm just kidding of course... I love my wife, Susan – she's the best part of my life.
INTERVIEWER: And the best about being a snowflake? Some might say it's the uniqueness factor.
SNOW: Oh, for sure. It's a great feeling knowing that there isn't another snowflake out there that looks exactly the same as you do.
INTERVIEWER: Well, we've got a surprise for you... we searched high and low, and we found another snowflake... and he looks exactly like you!
SNOW: What?
INTERVIEWER: Say hello to Tony.
(Tony enters.)
TONY: Hi.
SNOW: What the hell is this?
INTERVIEWER: This is Tony Flake. He's your identical twin.
SNOW: Not possible.
INTERVIEWER: I don't know... you two look pretty similar.
SNOW: But I'm a snowflake. We don't have lookalikes.
TONY: Hehe... that's not what your wife said last night.
SNOW: What?
INTERVIEWER: Uh-oh, I think Tony just admitted to using your
likeness to lure your wife into bed.
TONY: For sex.
INTERVIEWER: For sex.
SNOW: (In disbelief.) I think we need to end this interview now.
INTERVIEWER: What? Why?
SNOW: Well, I'm pretty upset. I just found out my wife is cheating on me with a snowflake that looks exactly like me.
INTERVIEWER: Yeah, that hurts.
SNOW: It's like my entire life is crumbling before my eyes.
INTERVIEWER: That's what we do.
SNOW: (Confused.) That`s what you do? What kind of show is this?
INTERVIEWER: The trashy kind.
Copyright © The Comedy Basement 2009
