The Comedy Basement 
The Bloody Chair

CARL: Ah man, this chair has blood all over it.

SID: Blood... or chocolate?

CARL: Blood.

SID: I'll be the judge of that.

CARL: What are you... oh no, don't!

(Sid licks the substance on the chair)

SID: Ahhhhhhhhh.

CARL: Well?

SID: It's chocolate.

CARL: Okay, good. I was really worried there for a second.

SID: Yep, it's definitely chocolate.

CARL: You're sure? Because that was a pretty risky move.

SID: Yes. Hey look - my finger is bleeding.

CARL: Hold on, I'll get you a Band-Aid.

SID: Nah, I got it.

(Sid licks the blood off his finger)

CARL: (Laughs) Good?

SID: Yeah, but it tasted kinda chocolaty.. 
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