The Comedy Basement
The Bloody Chair
CARL: Ah man, this chair has blood all over it.
SID: Blood... or chocolate?
SID: I'll be the judge of that.
CARL: What are you... oh no, don't!
(Sid licks the substance on the chair)
SID: It's chocolate.
CARL: Okay, good. I was really worried there for a second.
SID: Yep, it's definitely chocolate.
CARL: You're sure? Because that was a pretty risky move.
SID: Yes. Hey look - my finger is bleeding.
CARL: Hold on, I'll get you a Band-Aid.
SID: Nah, I got it.
(Sid licks the blood off his finger)
CARL: (Laughs) Good?
SID: Yeah, but it tasted kinda chocolaty..
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