The Comedy Basement
Chocolate Milk Drinking Contest
ME: Alright, I'm here with Alex, who is representing Russia.
ALEX: Good hello!
ME: And over here we have Blagoj, who is representing the quite under represented country of Macedonia.
ME: Both of whom will be competing in a chocolate milk drinking contest. I'd to thank both of you in advance for participating.
ME: Okay, so as you can see, each of you had a four liter of Canada's finest chocolate milk in front of you. You must drink it straight from the container and the first one to finish is the winner.
ALEX: Ohhhh Kay!
ME: Gentlemen… good luck and Godspeed.
ME: On your marks, get set… chocolate milk drinking contest…. Begin!!
(Alex and Blagoj begin chugging their chocolate milk. Alex appears to be in the lead but starts to vomit. Blagoj notices and begins chugging even harder to take the lead but begins to vomit himself.)
ME: Ohhhh, double vomit, you both lose.
ME: Your countries will be very disappointed with you.
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