The Comedy Basement 
A Sport Tougher Than Football

- Football's for girls.

- Are you nuts? Football's the manliest sport of them all.

- I disagree.

- Okay Mr. Tough Guy, what sport do you play then?

- Well, it doesn't have a name, but I suppose it's a lot like football… but instead of a ball, we play with a loaded gun.

- A gun, really?

- Yeah, but instead of getting tackled you get shot in the face.

- Oh?

- And instead of scoring a touchdown you get shot in the face.

- Wow!

- And for a safety you get…

- Shot in the face?

- No, two points.

- That is a tough sport. 

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