The Comedy Basement
A Sport Tougher Than Football
- Football's for girls.
- Are you nuts? Football's the manliest sport of them all.
- I disagree.
- Okay Mr. Tough Guy, what sport do you play then?
- Well, it doesn't have a name, but I suppose it's a lot like football… but instead of a ball, we play with a loaded gun.
- A gun, really?
- Yeah, but instead of getting tackled you get shot in the face.
- Oh?
- And instead of scoring a touchdown you get shot in the face.
- Wow!
- And for a safety you get…
- Shot in the face?
- No, two points.
- That is a tough sport.
Copyright © The Comedy Basement 2009
- Football's for girls.
- Are you nuts? Football's the manliest sport of them all.
- I disagree.
- Okay Mr. Tough Guy, what sport do you play then?
- Well, it doesn't have a name, but I suppose it's a lot like football… but instead of a ball, we play with a loaded gun.
- A gun, really?
- Yeah, but instead of getting tackled you get shot in the face.
- Oh?
- And instead of scoring a touchdown you get shot in the face.
- Wow!
- And for a safety you get…
- Shot in the face?
- No, two points.
- That is a tough sport.
Copyright © The Comedy Basement 2009
